Grumpy

  • I can see your point, put I still think you’re nuts.
  • I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
  • How about never? Is never good for you?
  • I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
  • I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
  • I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
  • I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
  • It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
  • I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  • You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  • I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
  • I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  • I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  • Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  • The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
  • Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • What am I, flypaper for freaks?
  • I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
  • It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
  • And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be?
  • Do I look like a people person?
  • This isn’t an office: it’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • To many freaks, not enough circuses.
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • Sure, you came up with that idea.
  • I’d love to help you, but it’s 5 p.m.